![]() Supposedly the idea was sparked from watching a Red Angus bull he owned that was, um, faster than the other bulls. It was his idea to name the energy drink “Red Bull” by that name. the most interesting farmer in the world. Some say that he has discovered a way to put cancer into remission using a byproduct of corn ethanol, but he lost the patent to Barrack Obama in a game of Texas Hold ‘em 3 years ago. He once closed a bridge over the Missouri river despite not having a permit to do so. On more than one occasion, he has pulled the skid completely around the track and parked it at the start line for the next puller. His tractor has pulled the hook and chain off of 7 skids. He is no longer allowed to compete in tractor pulls. He used a John Deere 4020 and a 5 bottom plow. In 2006 he set the record for "most acres plowed in 24 hours". ![]() He now tours the livestock buildings at the end of the day to minimize the disruption. FFA women flock to him at the State Fair. To this day, they cannot comprehend the simplicity. ![]() He once built an auto-steer system for a tractor, just to show the other manufacturers how to properly build one. A local bookie says the charolais heifers are winning most of the games this year. Some say he has trained a herd of cattle to play soccer in the feed lot, but is being paid off by PETA not to show them publicly. He can load hogs onto a semi truck using only voice commands, typically in less time than it takes the truck driver to put his shit kicker boots on. The character is loosely based on the Dos Equis' Most Interesting Man in the World. Some time ago, I came up with the idea of an interesting farmer that has unique (and sometimes absurd) situations. Articles / The Most Interesting Farmer in the World
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